Useless Farm

Make every day of 2024 a Stanley Day. Triple threat Stanley (Dancing, character acting, and Karen) calendar is THE must-have wall accessory for 2024. Available in two sizes to accomodate any wall (11" x 8.5" and 14" x 11.5"). 

"Quit being a silly goose" - a person you don't need in your life.

Gary Gusey, esteemed attourney and passionate advocate for Silly Gooses everywhere, would like to thank you for your time and attention to this matter. The price of this hoodie should cover most of his retainer fee. The rest can go on the bill. 

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

"Quit being a silly goose" - a person you don't need in your life.

Gary Gusey, esteemed attourney and passionate advocate for Silly Gooses everywhere, would like to thank you for your time and attention to this matter. The price of this hoodie should cover most of his retainer fee. The rest can go on the bill.

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton

Thank you so brain cell donation, and although the transplant was an unmitigated failure in every possible way, it's the thought that counts. Unless you're Michael. He hasn't had a thought since 1993, bless his heart.

.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

Thank you so brain cell donation, and although the transplant was an unmitigated failure in every possible way, it's the thought that counts. Unless you're Michael. He hasn't had a thought since 1993, bless his heart.

.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

Fully lean into Karen's vibe. Cashier asking you if you'd like to round up your total? Point to the shirt. Someone running & telling you to hold the elevator? Point to the shirt with one hand and hold the door closed with the other. Live your truth. 

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton

Fully lean into Karen's vibe. Cashier asking you if you'd like to round up your total? Point to the shirt. Someone running & telling you to hold the elevator? Point to the shirt with one hand and hold the door closed with the other. Live your truth. 

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

A true statement piece that is sure to become a wardrobe staple. Hostile. Assertive. And sure to give you the confidence to keep fighting the good fight. Or the bad fight idk you.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs bigger than usual